Scamboogery lyrics

Scamboogery, Scamboogery-Watch out!
Watch out, don`t look now; Here it comes and don`t ask how.
Scamboogery-Look out!

Scamboogery can get you anytime or where,
It`s around, it abounds, you better best beware.
Bad luck; It`s coming for you
There ain`t nothing much about it that you can do

You ain`t safe at home, or one the street,
You ain`t safe at home, or one the street-
Odds stacked against you, tough odds to beat.
Knock-Knock; What`s behind the door?
Not the Avon Lady, now that`s for sure.
Damn right-better watch your back,
Scamboogery Attack and that`s the fact jack.

Here it comes, too late to duck.
Here it comes, too late to duck-
Ain`t nothing gonna give you luck.
You could knock on wood, it won`t do no good.
Forget your wishbone, horseshoe, four-leaf clover,
Gone goodbye, good luck-It`s over! It`s gone baby!

Bamboozled-Scamboozled...
Scamboogery gonna get ya, Scamboogery-Watch out!
Watch out, don`t look now; Here it comes but don`t ask how. Here it comes baby
Scamboogery-Look out!

It`s a force you can`t dismiss,
It`s a force you can`t dismiss-
If it happens to you it might go like this;
Wake up, trip over Fred.
Fred was your dog...Fred is dead.
Step over Fred on a piece of crack-
Papa calls, says : `Mama broke her back!`

That`s just the start...
Scamboogery-You`re gonna get your fill,
Gonna get yourself a one way ticket to Palookaville.

Emboogered-Scamboogered....
Scamboogery, Scamboogery-Watch out!
Watch out, don`t look now; Here it comes but don`t ask how.
Scamboogery-Look out