Schmack lyrics

Its the same old guys
in the same old house
Lying around doing nothing on the same old couch.
Oh no not another day doing nothing,
the only thing we get is the TV loving.
Then it happened that our boy had an idea
Put this ad in the paper and see what would appear

Boredom`s the matter with me,
I wanna fight it,
You wash the dishes baby
I`ll do the dryin`.
Then it happened boy, then it happened boy
then it happened boy.
The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read:
FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED. Beautifully fully furnished water front views.
FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED. Deluxe apartment would you like to move.
FEMALE FLATMATE WANTED. Ring the number provided and come on over.
If you`re pretty come on, if you`re pretty come on, if you`re pretty.

Well they got so many calls that the lines were jammed.
So many girls` numbers they had too much on their hands,
When they turned up they knew they would survive,
Beautiful women turning up, 4 or 5 at a time.
When they went they gave their name and number. And said -
don`t forget to call, you gotta remember.
This went down in history as the slickest and fittest girls you`ve ever seen.

Boredom`s the matter with me,
I wanna fight it.
You wash the dishes baby,
I`ll do the dryin`.
On the weekend, the weekend, weekend.
The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read...