Now Randy listen I rock a house party at the drop of a hat
I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat
a lot of people they be Jonesin` just to hear me rock the mic
In the right car at the right price in mint condition
they`ll be staring at the radio staying up all night
so like a pimp I`m pimpin`
I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg just B-boy limpin`
Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumping on a float
My man MCA`s got a beard like a billy goat
oowah oowah is my disco call
MCA hu-huh I`m gettin` rope y`all
Routines I bust rhymes I write
And I`ll be busting routines and rhymes all night
Like eating burgers or chicken or you`ll be picking your nose
I`m on time and that`s how it goes
You heard my style I think you missed the point
that`s the joint
Mike D with your bad self running things
What`s up with your bad breath onion rings
I`m Nike D and I`m back from the dead
Chillin` with Pig Pen down at Club Med
Make another record `cause the people they want more of this
Suckers they be saying they can take out Adam Horovitz
Hurricane you got clout
Other DJ`s he`ll take your head out
A puppet on a string I`m paid to sing or rhyme
Or do my thing I`m
In a lava lamp inside the brain hotel
I might be peakin` or freakin` I`m known to rock well
The Patty Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango
Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols
I got the peg leg at the end of my stump
Shake your rump
Never been dumped `cause I`m the most mackinest
Never been jumped `cause I`m known the most packinest
Yeah we`ve got beef chief
We`re knocking out teeth chief
And if you don`t believe us you should question your belief Keith
Like Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat
Like Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet
Should I have another sip no skip it
In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet
Rope a dope dookies all around the neck
*Whoo ha yo garcon the cheque*
Running from the law the press and the parents
*Is your name Michael Diamond?*
No mine`s Clarence
From downtown Manhattan the village
My style is wild and you know that it still is
Disco bag schlepping and you`re doing the bump
Shake your rump Send " Shake Your Rump" Ringtone to your Cell