Shaniqua lyrics

Hello?
Nah nah, she don`t live here man
I thought I told you
Yo, I think you need to step of aight!

moved into my apartment
At the university
The only who lives here is me
So why should the phone ring all day long
I`ve got no friends except Mike
And he`s gone for the summer
And I just want some peace and quiet
Come to my room and it`s a telephone riot
Ring-a-ling-a-ling
Every time I take a step
Can`t sleep, can`t eat, can`t breathe, can`t get
Any of my work done
Cause people keep callin` with the same damn question

(Hello, is Shanqiua there?)
Nah, Shaniqua moved out last year
I think you have the wrong number
This is Little T
(You mean Shaniqua`s brother?)
Man, can`t you just leave me alone?
This ain`t Shaniqua`s house, this ain`t her phone
And don`t call back again
cuz if you do, you know the answer, man

Chorus:
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo
(Is Shaniqua there)
Hell no
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo
(Is Shaniqua there)
Hell no

I wonder who Shaniqua is
What she does and where she lives
Is she a pothead with too many zits?
a movie star with inflatable tits?
Does she take the train
Or drive in the car?
Work at the office
Or down at the bar?
How the hell should I know?
She could be albino for all I care

(Hello, is Shaniqua there?)
Yes she is, but she can`t talk right now
She`s busy milkin` a purple cow
And talkin to the Easter Bunny
(Man, you think you`re funny)
Shut up, Beavis
I`ve told you six times befo`
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo

Chorus

I checked my machine on Friday
There were twenty-two messages
Man, I can`t win at this
One said:
(This is for the kid livin` with Shanqiua)
(You want that trick, you can keep her)
Will this ever cease?
So I can get some sleep
Shanqiua moved out
Leave your message at the beep
(beep)

One Track Mike:
(Yo, Shaniqua)
(I love you)
(Call me)

Chorus + 1/2