Shaniqua lyrics

`Hello? Na na she don`t live here man.
I thought I told you! I think you need to step off aight!?`

Moved in to my apartment at the uni-i-versity
the only one who lives here is me
so why the phone ring all day long?
I got no friends except Mike and hes gone for the summer
and I just want some piece and quiet
come into my room and its a telephone riot
ring-a-ling-a-ling everytime I take a step
can`t sleep can`t eat can`t breathe can`t get any of my work done
cuz people keep calling with the same damn question
`Hello, is Shaniqua there?`
`Na, Shaniqua moved out last year, I think you have the wrong number.
This is Little T.`
`You mean Shaniqua`s brother?`
`Man, can`t you just leave me alone?
This aint Shaniqua`s house this aint her phone. And don`t call back again,
cuz if you do you know the answer man...`

CHORUS:

Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
`Is Shaniqua there?`
HELL NO
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
`Is Shaniqua there?`
HELL NO

I wonder who Shaniqua is
what she does or where she lives
is she a pot head with too many zits?
a moviestar with incredible tits?
does she take a train? or drive in a car?
work in the office? or down at the bar?
how the hell should i know...she could be albino for all i care
`Hello, is Shaniqua there?`
`Yea she is but she can`t talk now.
She`s busy milkin` our purple cow and talking to the Easter bunny.`
`Man, you think your funny.`
`Shut up Bevis! I`ve told you 6 times before...
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`!`

CHORUS:

Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
`Is Shaniqua there?`
HELL NO
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
`Is Shaniqua there?`
HELL NO

Check my machine on Friday...there were 22 messages.
Man, i can`t win at this...one said
`This heres for the kid livin with Shaniqua, you want that trick you can keep her!`
Shaniqua moved out leave your message at the beeb
(BEEP)
`Yo, Shaniqua, I love you...call me.``

CHORUS:

Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
`Is Shaniqua there?`
HELL NO
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
Shaniqua don`t live here no mo`
`Is Shaniqua there?`
HELL NO