Shenanigans lyrics

It`s just another Saturday Hanging out at DBA
All I came for was whisky and a bunch of pints
I have a drink or two or three And I feel like I`m on TV
`Cause some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eye
I make a move to see what`s up and bump right into some dump jock
The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my face
Well now he started, but I`ll finish
But first I`ll have another Guinness
Fighting`s such a boring thing I gave it up, I always win

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right !
Don`t tell me how to live my life !

Another guy, another day. Why won`t this guy just go away
Talk my ear off and I don`t want to smell your breath
You like my band, I understand When you say, `I love you man`
Can`t I have just a minute to go take a piss ?
The he asks me if I`m saved And do I walk with God each day
No way man, I have always been down with sin
He tells me God loves all of us as I get back on the bus
`Cause God just told me I was gonna get my dick sucked !
Good for you, you`re born again Yuppie Young Republican

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right !
Don`t tell me how to live my life !

Being straight makes you happy Stay the fuck away from me
So you`re gay, oh happy day And you don`t smoke, that`s just great
And eating meat, oh God forbid
You`ll be more fun when you`re dead

Another time, far away, I`m in Tampa, FLA
I saw my friends and we went out and got really drunk
Got in the car and drove around
and passed the Yankees training ground
We drove up close and then I went and hopped the fence
I ran around the