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<pre><font size='+2'>SHERIFF FATMAN lyrics CARTER THE UNSTOPPABLE SEX MACHINE</font><br>Sheriff Fatman started out in business<br />
as a granny farmer<br />
He was infamous for fifteen minutes<br />
And he appeared in Panorama<br />
Then he somehow got himself on board<br />
The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme<br />
With a Price of Wales award<br />
for pushing valium and amphetamines<br />
<br />
CHORUS<br />
Now he`s moving up onto second base<br />
Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface<br />
At six foot six and a hundred tons<br />
The undisputed king of the slums<br />
More aliases than Klaus Barbie<br />
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea<br />
Just about to take the stage<br />
The one and only<br />
Hold the front page<br />
<br />
Fatman`s got something to sell<br />
To the capitol`s homeless<br />
At the Crossroads Hotel<br />
For the no-fixed-abodeless<br />
Where you can live life in style<br />
You can sleep in a closet<br />
And if you flash him a smile<br />
He`ll take your teeth as a deposit<br />
<br />
There`s bats in the belfry<br />
The windows are jammed<br />
The toilets ain`t healthy<br />
And he don`T give a damn<br />
He just chuckles and smiles<br />
And laughs like a madman<br />
A born again Rachman<br />
Here comes Sheriff Fatman<br />
<br />
With his valium, amphetamines<br />
His sick notes and his phoney prescriptions<br />
And just when yo thought it was safe<br />
To go back in the kitchen, dead legs and cracked heads<br />
Bunk-beds and breakfasts<br />
Wake up you sleepy headcases...check this...<br />
<br />
Moving up now to take the place<br />
Of Nicholas Van Wotsisface<br />
At six foot six and a hundred tons<br />
The undisputed king of the slums<br />
With more aliases than Klaus Barbie<br />
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea<br />
In a hatchback from Notre Dame<br />
The one and only Sheriff Fatman<br />
<br />
In goes another left hook<br />
And now I`m losing my patience<br />
Someone call up Roger Cook and the United Nations<br />
He`s buying up houses for hasbeens (help me)<br />
>From Lands End to Southend to Chelsea<br />
<br />
There`s bats in the belfrey<br />
The windows are jammed<br />
The toilets ain`t healthy<br />
He don`t give a damn<br />
He just chuckles and smiles<br />
And laughs like a madman<br />
Ladies and gentlemen,<br />
I give you...<br />
Sheriff Fatman!<br />
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Sheriff Fatman started out in business
as a granny farmer
He was infamous for fifteen minutes
And he appeared in Panorama
Then he somehow got himself on board
The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Price of Wales award
for pushing valium and amphetamines

CHORUS
Now he`s moving up onto second base
Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
The undisputed king of the slums
More aliases than Klaus Barbie
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just about to take the stage
The one and only
Hold the front page

Fatman`s got something to sell
To the capitol`s homeless
At the Crossroads Hotel
For the no-fixed-abodeless
Where you can live life in style
You can sleep in a closet
And if you flash him a smile
He`ll take your teeth as a deposit

There`s bats in the belfry
The windows are jammed
The toilets ain`t healthy
And he don`T give a damn
He just chuckles and smiles
And laughs like a madman
A born again Rachman
Here comes Sheriff Fatman

With his valium, amphetamines
His sick notes and his phoney prescriptions
And just when yo thought it was safe
To go back in the kitchen, dead legs and cracked heads
Bunk-beds and breakfasts
Wake up you sleepy headcases...check this...

Moving up now to take the place
Of Nicholas Van Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
The undisputed king of the slums
With more aliases than Klaus Barbie
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
In a hatchback from Notre Dame
The one and only Sheriff Fatman

In goes another left hook
And now I`m losing my patience
Someone call up Roger Cook and the United Nations
He`s buying up houses for hasbeens (help me)
>From Lands End to Southend to Chelsea

There`s bats in the belfrey
The windows are jammed
The toilets ain`t healthy
He don`t give a damn
He just chuckles and smiles
And laughs like a madman
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you...
Sheriff Fatman!
-------------------------------------------------------

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