Because I shit myself, yes I shit myself, because I got wrecked up
and then I shit myself.
Because I shit myself, yes I shit myself, because I got wrecked up
and then I shit myself.
Ah..
Don`t front, you better check your back
How can you be down when your pants are full of cack?
You thought you`d fart, the shit did dart
The mouth of the ringpiece was fuckin torn apart
It`s not your fault, you thought you`d be ok
Cos every motherfukcer farts at least twice a day
In public or at home in the bath
those little brown bubbles always make me fuckin laugh
But right now, you use a scarf
To wipe the shit that made Mike Balls laugh
He said `Oh son, you fukcin drew mud the next thing I know my
ringpiece starts to cough up blood`
Because I shit myself, yes I shit myself, because I got wrecked up
and then I shit myself.
I grab the mike, I never put it down
My ringpiece stretches, I start to frown
I`m feelin` shitty, my arse is going mad
I`m fukced up from a curry I had
It was too runny, too much fukcin cream
My ringpice starts to stream
It goes down, the back of my leg
Next thing I know I`d be better off dead.
Because I shit myself, yes I shit myself, because I got wrecked up
and then I shit myself.
It wasn`t fun, I had a bad bum
It`s not good, when you gets the runs