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<pre><font size='+2'>TOO HORT SHORT BUT FUNKY lyrics Too $hort</font><br>Verse 1:<br />
<br />
Life is too short but now it`s kind of funky<br />
<br />
I make the beats for me and my homies<br />
<br />
Newspaper reporters and others always ask me<br />
<br />
Why I`m X-rated and I rap so nasty<br />
<br />
When I was a teen I did nothing else<br />
<br />
But pick up a pen and express myself<br />
<br />
The things I wrote were obsene and kind of dirty<br />
<br />
But mama always said the truth couldn`t hurt me<br />
<br />
She also said that it would set me free<br />
<br />
I guess she was R-I-G-H-T on the nail<br />
<br />
Cause now I`m out making my mail<br />
<br />
It all started out from a freaky tale<br />
<br />
If that`s what sells then I`m a stick with it<br />
<br />
Short Dog ain`t changing, so forget it<br />
<br />
You can sell out if you want to, homie<br />
<br />
But I`m a stay short but funky<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Verse 2:<br />
<br />
Don`t stop, just call it verse two<br />
<br />
It`s Short Dog baby from the Dangerous Crew<br />
<br />
Not your average everyday fake rap on the micro<br />
<br />
I might say something that your mother don`t like so<br />
<br />
Don`t play it loud if she`s around to see<br />
<br />
But you can play this cause it`s rated PG<br />
<br />
When I`m rated X I`m just having my fun<br />
<br />
I bring a smile to each and every one<br />
<br />
But there`s a serious side in everything I say<br />
<br />
Life is too short for you to wait `til the next day<br />
<br />
Just straighten up your life and you can start right here<br />
<br />
Drop the cocaine and the bottles of beer<br />
<br />
People always say it ain`t right to preach<br />
<br />
But take my advice, get wise and reach for the sky<br />
<br />
So you can live like a king homie<br />
<br />
And I`m a stay short but funky<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Verse 3:<br />
<br />
You never catch me on the mic rappin` a dance tune<br />
<br />
I like it kind of mellow with the sound of the bass boom<br />
<br />
The style is mine, I`ve been doing it for ten<br />
<br />
You might say it`s simple, but I`m making my ends<br />
<br />
See I don`t trip on a punk cause I jack him<br />
<br />
Too $hort plus the cuss words equals platinum<br />
<br />
What would I look like dancing on a stage<br />
<br />
I wave my hand and do it like the old days<br />
<br />
But some dumb fool want to take it out of hand<br />
<br />
With 50 million dancers and a big old band<br />
<br />
That ain`t me, I`m from the old school<br />
<br />
Play the instrumental, get the mic and I`m cool<br />
<br />
Cause I`m an Oaktown mack and it`s like that, so<br />
<br />
It all comes out in my records and my stage show<br />
<br />
In my category I`m the one and only<br />
<br />
And I`m a stay short but funky<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
Hey yo, that`s it<br />
<br />
Baby Jesus<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
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Verse 1:

Life is too short but now it`s kind of funky

I make the beats for me and my homies

Newspaper reporters and others always ask me

Why I`m X-rated and I rap so nasty

When I was a teen I did nothing else

But pick up a pen and express myself

The things I wrote were obsene and kind of dirty

But mama always said the truth couldn`t hurt me

She also said that it would set me free

I guess she was R-I-G-H-T on the nail

Cause now I`m out making my mail

It all started out from a freaky tale

If that`s what sells then I`m a stick with it

Short Dog ain`t changing, so forget it

You can sell out if you want to, homie

But I`m a stay short but funky

Verse 2:

Don`t stop, just call it verse two

It`s Short Dog baby from the Dangerous Crew

Not your average everyday fake rap on the micro

I might say something that your mother don`t like so

Don`t play it loud if she`s around to see

But you can play this cause it`s rated PG

When I`m rated X I`m just having my fun

I bring a smile to each and every one

But there`s a serious side in everything I say

Life is too short for you to wait `til the next day

Just straighten up your life and you can start right here

Drop the cocaine and the bottles of beer

People always say it ain`t right to preach

But take my advice, get wise and reach for the sky

So you can live like a king homie

And I`m a stay short but funky

Verse 3:

You never catch me on the mic rappin` a dance tune

I like it kind of mellow with the sound of the bass boom

The style is mine, I`ve been doing it for ten

You might say it`s simple, but I`m making my ends

See I don`t trip on a punk cause I jack him

Too $hort plus the cuss words equals platinum

What would I look like dancing on a stage

I wave my hand and do it like the old days

But some dumb fool want to take it out of hand

With 50 million dancers and a big old band

That ain`t me, I`m from the old school

Play the instrumental, get the mic and I`m cool

Cause I`m an Oaktown mack and it`s like that, so

It all comes out in my records and my stage show

In my category I`m the one and only

And I`m a stay short but funky

Hey yo, that`s it

Baby Jesus

Dog baby from the Dangerous Crew

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