You can look this wide world over,
You can search both land and sea,
but you`ll never find another man like me.
If you listen to my story I will tell you who I am,
I`m the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
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There`s no greater man in Siam than I am.
Oh, when I go walking by the women all give me the eye,
I`m the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
Oh no you ain`t! Oh yes I am!
Oh no you ain`t! Oh yes I am!
I`m the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
Why, I`ve got sixteen double chins,
I`m father of Siamese twins,
I`m the greatest man in Siam, yes I am.
I`m the fastest man in Siam, yes I am.
There`s no faster man in Siam than I am.
Lightning don`t scare me a bit,
`Cause I can dodge before I`m hit.
I`m the fastest man in Siam, yes I am.
Oh no you ain`t! Oh yes I am!
Oh no you ain`t! Oh yes I am!
I`m the fastest man in Siam, yes I am.
When I call on my sweetheart,
I get there long before I`m start.
`Cause I`m the fastest man in Siam, yes I am.
I`m the richest man in Siam, yes I am.
There`s no richer man in Siam than I am.
I wear diamonds on my nose,
and platinum toe nails on my toes.
I`m the richest man in Siam, yes I am.
Oh no you ain`t! Oh yes I am!
Oh no you ain`t! Oh, what`s happening?
I`m the richest man in Siam, yes I am.
I`ve got castles filled with gold,
liquor 99 years old,
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