I don`t need no wheels I don`t need no gasoline
`Cause the wind that is blowing Is blowing like a smoke machine
If I said to you That I was looking for a place to get to
`Cause my neck is broken And my pants ain`t getting no bigger
I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good ol` boys
I`m writing my will On a three dollar bill In the evening time
All my friends Tell me something is getting together
I got a beard that would disappear If I`m dressed in leather
Now let me tell you about my baby She was born in Arizona
Sitting in the jailhouse Trying to learn some good manners
I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good ol` boys
I`m writing my will On a three dollar bill In the evening time
Matchsticks strike When I`m riding my bike to the depot
`Cause everybody knows my name At the recreation center
If I could only find a nickel I would pay myself off tonight
`Cause nobody knows When the good times have passed out cold
I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good ol` boys
I`m writing my will On a three dollar bill In the evening time
I got a stolen wife And a rhinestone life And some good ol` boys
I`m writing my will On a three dollar bill In the evening time
Don`t talk to me If you`re looking for somebody to cry on
Don`t talk to me If you`re looking for somebody to cry on
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