With a mirror in your hand
Lay down on your bed
Throw your legs in the air
And see what`s around the bend
Take a good long look
At the buried treasure
There between your cheeks
A hidden source of pleasure
It`s an orifice for elimination
It`s an orifice for exploration
Ring of joy, ring of joy
A new discovery to enjoy
Any girl or any boy
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