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I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day, ok. And I am never fucking quitting! I don`t care how many laws they make. What`s the law now? You can only smoke in your apartment, under a blanket, with all the lights out? Is that the rule now, huh?! The cops are outside, `We know you have the cigarettes. Come out of the house with the cigarettes above your head.` `You`ll never get me copper! I`m never coming out, you hear? I got a cigarette machine right here in my bedroom. Yeah!`
Know what I`m gonna do? I`m gonna get one of those tracheotomies. So I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time. I`m gonna get nine tracheotomies all the way around my neck. I`ll be Tracheotomie Man! `He can smoke a pack at a time! He`s Tracheotomie Man!`
I`m looking forward to cancer, man. I want that throat cancer. That`s the best kind. You know why? You get that throat cancer, you get that voice box thing. Know what I`m talking about? ..[Talking as if has a voice box].. Sure it`s scary, but you can make a lot of money with a voice box. Get a voice box, walking around the streets of Manhattan, `[VB] You got any spare change?` `Ahhh!! Here`s my whole wallet, get away from me! Ahh!`
Imagine a whole family with voice boxes. That`d be creepy, wouldn`t it? They`d be out in that backyard everyday during the summer. `[VB] Dad, can we go to the beach?` `[VB] Yes, get your mother and the dog. We`ll leave right now. Sparky, come here.` `[VB] Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf Arf` Ahhhh!!
Or the ultimate irony. A guy with a voice box pulling up to the drive through window at McDonald`s. That has to suck, huh? `Can I help you?` `[VB] Big Mac and a large order of fries.` `Stop making fun of me.` `[VB] I`m not making fun of you.` `I`m getting the manager.` `[VB] Get the fucking manager, I don`t care.`