i smoke two joints in the morning
i smoke two joints at night
i smoke two joints in the afternoon
and it makes me feel all right.
i smoke two joints in time of peace
and two in time of war
i smoke two joints before i smoke two joint,
and then i smoke two more.
daddy he once told me,
`Son, you be hard workin` man`
And momma she once told me,
`Son you do the best you can`
Then one day i meet a man,
He came to me and said,
`Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head`