One day while I was eating beans at Smokey Joe`s Caf,
Just sittin` diggin` all the scenes at Smokey Joe`s Caf,
A chick came walkin` through the door
That I had never seen before
At least I never saw her down at Smokey Joe`s Caf.
And I started shakin` when she sat right down next to me.
Her knees were almost touching mine at Smokey Joe`s Caf,
A chill was runnin` down my spine at Smokey Joe`s Caf,
I could smell her sweet perfume
She smiled at me, my heart went boom
Then everybody in the room at Smokey Joe`s Caf,
Said `Man be careful, that chick belongs to Smokey Joe.`
From behind the counter, I saw a man
A chef`s hat on his head and a knife in his hand
He grabbed me by my collar and began to shout
`You better eat up all your beans, boy, and clear right on out!`
I know I`ll never eat again at Smokey Joe`s Caf,
And so we`ll never meet again at Smokey Joe`s Caf,
I`d rather eat my chili beans
At Jim`s or Jack`s or John`s or Gene`s
Then take my chances eating down at Smokey Joe`s Caf,
Why risk my life when that Smokey Joe`s a crazy fool.