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<pre><font size='+2'>SMUT lyrics TOM LEHRER</font><br>I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I`m for it. Unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on but we no what`s really involved: dirty books are fun. That`s all there is to it. But you can`t get up in a court and say that I suppose. It`s simply a matter of freedom of pleasure, a right which is not guaranteed by the Constitution unfortunately. Anyway, since people seem to be marching for their causes these days I have here a march for mine. It`s called... <br />
<br />
Smut!<br />
Give me smut and nothing but!<br />
A dirty novel I can`t shut,<br />
If it`s uncut,<br />
and unsubt- le.<br />
<br />
I`ve never quibbled<br />
If it was ribald,<br />
I would devour where others merely nibbled.<br />
As the judge remarked the day that he<br />
acquitted my Aunt Hortense,<br />
`;To be smut<br />
It must be ut-<br />
Terly without redeeming social importance.`;<br />
<br />
Por-<br />
Nographic pictures I adore.<br />
Indecent magazines galore,<br />
I like them more<br />
If they`re hard core.<br />
<br />
(Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties,<br />
samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!<br />
More, more, I`m still not satisfied!)<br />
<br />
Stories of tortures<br />
Used by debauchers,<br />
Lurid, licentious, and vile,<br />
Make me smile.<br />
Novels that pander<br />
To my taste for candor<br />
Give me a pleasure sublime.<br />
(Let`s face it, I love slime.)<br />
<br />
All books can be indecent books<br />
Though recent books are bolder,<br />
For filth (I`m glad to say) is in<br />
the mind of the beholder.<br />
When correctly viewed,<br />
Everything is lewd.<br />
(I could tell you things about Peter Pan,<br />
And the Wizard of Oz, there`s a dirty old man!)<br />
<br />
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I do have a cause though. It is obscenity. I`m for it. Unfortunately the civil liberties types who are fighting this issue have to fight it owing to the nature of the laws as a matter of freedom of speech and stifling of free expression and so on but we no what`s really involved: dirty books are fun. That`s all there is to it. But you can`t get up in a court and say that I suppose. It`s simply a matter of freedom of pleasure, a right which is not guaranteed by the Constitution unfortunately. Anyway, since people seem to be marching for their causes these days I have here a march for mine. It`s called...

Smut!
Give me smut and nothing but!
A dirty novel I can`t shut,
If it`s uncut,
and unsubt- le.

I`ve never quibbled
If it was ribald,
I would devour where others merely nibbled.
As the judge remarked the day that he
acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
`;To be smut
It must be ut-
Terly without redeeming social importance.`;

Por-
Nographic pictures I adore.
Indecent magazines galore,
I like them more
If they`re hard core.

(Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties,
samplers, stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything!
More, more, I`m still not satisfied!)

Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers,
Lurid, licentious, and vile,
Make me smile.
Novels that pander
To my taste for candor
Give me a pleasure sublime.
(Let`s face it, I love slime.)

All books can be indecent books
Though recent books are bolder,
For filth (I`m glad to say) is in
the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed,
Everything is lewd.
(I could tell you things about Peter Pan,
And the Wizard of Oz, there`s a dirty old man!)

I thrill-ac

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