Smut, give me smut and nothing but, a dirty novel I can`t shut
If it`s uncut, and unsub-tle
I`ve never quibbled, if it was ribald,
I have devoured where others merely nibbled,
And as the judge remarked the day that he acquitted my Aunt Hortense,
To be smut it must be ut-terly without redeeming social importance.
Por-nographic pictures I adore, indecent magazines galore,
I like them more, if they`re hard-core.
Bring on the obscene movies, murals, postcards, neckties, samplers,
Stained-glass windows, tattoos, anything, more, more, I`m still not satisfied.
Stories of torture used by debauchers,
Lurid, licentious, and vile, make me smile.
Novels that pander to my taste for candor give me a pleasure sublime
Let`s face it, I love slime.
All books can be indecent books, though recent books are bolder,
For filth, I`m glad to say, is in the mind of the beholder.
When correctly viewed, everything is lewd.
I can tell you things about Peter Pan
And the Wizard of Oz, there`s a dirty old man!
I thrill to any book like Fanny Hill, and I suppose I always will
If it is swill, and really fil-thy.
Who needs a hobby, like tennis, or philately? I`ve got a hobby-
Re-reading Lady Chatterly. But now they`re trying to take
It all away from us unless we take a stand and hand in hand we fight
For freedom of the press, in other words smut (I love it!)
Ah, the adventures of a slut. Oh, I`m a market they can`t glut
I don`t know what compares with smut. Hip hip hooray let`s hear it
For the Supreme Court. Don`t let them take it away.