Some Fantastic Ivory And Ivory lyrics

One day I will build a fountain
Drink and never grow old
Then I`ll market an elixir
that will eliminate the common cold
Find your sickness on my list
Pay up front and make a wish

One day I will work with animals
All tests I`m gonna do
All my stuff`s completely natural
And when we`re done we`ll boil `em
down for glue
that we can use to re-adhere
your lips to mine if you were here

There`s a lot I will never do:
Some fantastic, I know it`s true
But none as much as my want to be with you

I can`t stand to wait in the line long
So I build a new machineIt just measure up the distance
and then eliminates the folks between

One day i`ll construct a satellite
and I`ll name it after you
`Cause you were the greatest friend of all
except for when you split my lip in two
To see the look upon your face
as i launch you into space

Bye-bye self-respect
I haven`t had much of it since you left
I missed out on the best of you

Some day I will find the secret
to your social chemistry
Then I`ll ptint it on a t-shirt
and it`ll make you want to be with me
If I wear it past your work
you`ll see other guys are jerks
Much like pheromones for flies
you will nor avoid my eyes