Someone Else S Pills lyrics

Why don`t you swallow a handful of someone else`s pills?
It will solve all of my problems and cure all your ills

Take the little red capsules . . . that relieve your tension
Take the little white tablets . . . that prevent conception
Take the little black beauties . . . sure to make you thin
And wash `em all down with a bottle of gin!

Cross my heart and hope to die
I`ll lay pennies on your eyes
Tag your toe for all to see
DOA, RSVP

There ain`t no two ways about it
There ain`t no two ways about it
There ain`t no two ways about it
You`re gonna die!

And when you swallow a handful of someone else`s pills
Just remember everybody who told you suicide kills

But you took a little more valium . . . you took a little more speed
You took a little more Darvon . . . but you never took heed
You took a little getting used to . . . with everything you were on
And now I`m getting used to the fact that you`re gone!

Cross your arms and lay to rest
I`ll lay lillies on your chest
Shake my head at your disgrace
While they throw dirt on your face

There ain`t no two ways about it
There ain`t no two ways about it
There ain`t no two ways about it
You`re gonna die!

There ain`t no two ways about it
No two ways about it
No two ways about it
You`re gonna die!