I`m standin right here with a beer in my hand
And my mouth is full of sand and i don`t understand
Big fat fingers pointin` into my face
Tellin me to get busy cleanin` up this place
Fourteen days i`ve been sleepin in a barn
Better get a paycheck tattooed on my arm
Whistlin` dixie with the dixie cup filled
With the barbecue sauce and the dental floss chill
I got bent like a wet cigarette
And she`s comin after me with a butterfly net
Ridin on a bloodhound ringin a bell
Black cat wrapped in the road map to hell
Pencil on my leg and i`m tryin not to beg
Takin` turns bakin worms with the bacon and eggs
Now they got me in a bird cage flappin` my jaw
Like a pretzel in the stars just waitin` to fall
So give me what i got to get so i can go
Cuz i ain`t washin dishes in the ditch no more
Cuz i ain`t gonna work for no soul-suckin jerk
I`m gonna take it all back and i ain`t sayin jack
Cuz i ain`t gonna work for no soul-suckin jerk
I`m gonna take it all back and i ain`t sayin jack
You know it
That`s right
Rockin the town like a moldy crouton
Flyin` through the air with breeze
I got a job makin money for the man
Throwin` chicken in the bucket with the soda pop can
Puke green uniform on my back
I had to set it on fire in a vat of chicken fat
I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair
Runnin` through the mini-mall in my underwear
I got lost downtown, couldn`t find a ride home
Sun went down, i got frozen to the bone
`til a hooker let me share her fake fur coat
As i took a little nap the cops picked up us both
I tried to explain i was only tryin` to get warm
I knew i never ever should have burnt my uniform
He said, "too bad better bite the bullet hard son."
I didn`t have no teeth so i stole his gun
And i crawled out the window with my shadow on a spoon
Dancin` on the roof, shootin` holes in the moon