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Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it`s made in Chernobyl, spam
When I was a child
My family was so poor
We didn`t have the finer things in life to eat
So we had a plan
In a big blue can
The government substitute for meat
Spam, it`s pink and it`s oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it`s made in Chernobyl, spam
To get me to eat it at dinner
They said I`d grow up like Bruce Jenner
He was a winner that never knewdefeat
And when he got hungry
When he got hungry
He cracked open that special treat, it was
Spam, it`s pink and it`s oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
Spam, it`s made in Chernobyl, spam
S-P-A-M don`t you know
It`s my best friend
S-P-A-M
Oh; again, and again, and again, and again
S-P-A-M don`t you know
It`s my best friend
S-P-A-M
Oh; again, and again, and again, and again
So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R
`Cause there`s one meat by-product
That`s best by far, it`s
Spam, it`s pink and it`s oval
Spam, I buy it at the Mobil
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