Speedy Gonzales lyrics

SPOKEN: It was a moonlit night in old Mexico. I walked alone between some old
adobe haciendas. Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young Mexican girl.

You better come home, Speedy Gonzales
Away from tannery row
Stop alla your a-drinkin`
With that floozie named Flo
Come on home to your adobe
And slap some mud on the wall
The roof is leakin` like a strainer
There`s loadsa roaches in the hall

Speedy Gonzales, why dontcha come home?
Speedy Gonzales, how come ya leave me all alone?

SPOKEN in a male Mexican accent: `Hey, Rosita-I hafta go shopping downtown
for my mudder-she needs some tortillas and chili peppers.`

Your doggy`s gonna have a puppy
And we`re runnin` outta coke
No enchiladas in the icebox
And the television`s broke
I saw some lipstick on your sweatshirt
I smelled some perfume in your ear
Well if you`re gonna keep on messin`
Don`t bring your business back a-here

Mmm, Speedy Gonzales, why dontcha come home?
Speedy Gonzales, how come ya leave me all alone?

SPOKEN in a male Mexican accent: `Hey, Rosita-come queek-down at the cantina
they giving green stamps with tequila!!`