To anyone who`s followed me
I offer my apologies
I`m splitting up
I can`t afford to compromise
With someone I don`t recognise
I`m splitting up
The idea first occurred to me
While shaving rather cautiously
Cos I bleed easily
My head is searating from my heart
I`m splitting up
The crocodiles will shed their tears
While other reptiles sneer and jeer
He`s splitting up
The notices, lest we forget
Are posted on the internet
He`s splitting up
I can`t say I went out in style
My differences unreconciled
Embittered to the end
Neither moving nor affecting
All I`m doing is disconnecting
I`m splitting up
What`s it all about?
Haven`t got a clue
Only thing I know
It isn`t down to you
To decide these things
Still you carry on
Still you scream and shout
I know that it`s wrong
I haven`t got the clout
To deride these things
But if my hearthad wings…
I`d fly away
To anyone who`s followed me
I offer my apologies
I`m splitting up
I`m feeling down
I`m feeling down
I`m splitting up
I`m feeling down
I`m feeling down
I`m splitting up