Stan Clean Version lyrics

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Send "Stan Clean Version" Ringtone to your Cell (Dido) My tea`s gone cold. I`m wondering why I got out of bed at all. The morning rain clouds up my window, but I can`t see at all. Even if I could, it`d all be grey, but you`re picture on my wall. It reminds me that it`s not so bad, not so bad. (Eminem as Stan) Dear Slim, I wrote you, but you still ain`t callin`. I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. I sent two letters back in autumn; you must not-a got `em. There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin`. Sometimes, I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot `em, but anyways, F- it. What`s been up, man? How`s you`re daughter? My girlfriend`s pregnant, too, I`m about to be a father. If I have a daughter, guess what I`ma call her? I`ma name her Bonnie. I read about your Uncle Ronnie,too. I`m sorry. I had a friend kill himself over some chick who didn`t want him. I know you probably hear this everyday, but I`m your biggest fan. I even got the underground stuff you did with Scam. I got a room full of your posters and your pictures, man. I like the stuff you did with Ruckus, too. That guy was fat. Anyways, I hope you get this, man. Hit me back, just to chat. Truly yours, your biggest fan. This is Stan. (Repeat chorus) Dear Slim, you still ain`t called or wrote. I hope you get a chance. I ain`t mad. I just think it`s SCREWED UP that you don`t answer fans. If you didn`t wanna talk to me outside your concert you didn`t have to, but you coulda signed an autograph for Matthew. He`s my little brother, man. He`s only six years old. We waited in the blistering cold for you. 4 hours and you just said `No`. That`s pretty crummy, man. You`re like his favorite idol. He wants to be just like you, man. He likes you more than I do. I ain`t that mad, though. I just don`t like being lied to. Remember when we met back in Denver, you said if I write you you`d write back. See, I`m just like you in a way. I never knew my father, neither. He used to always cheat on my mom and beat her. I can relate to what you`re saying in your songs, so when I have a crummy day, I drift away and put `em on cause I don`t really got nothin` else so that stuff helps when I`m depressed. I even got a tattoo of your name across the chest. Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds. It`s like adrenaline. The pain is such a sudden rush for me. See, everything you say is real, and I respect it cause you tell it. My girlfriend`s jealous cause I talk about you 24/7, But she don`t know you like I know you, Slim. No one does. She don`t know what it was like for people like us growin` up. You gotta call me, man. I`ll be the biggest fan you`ll ever lose. Sincerely yours, Stan P.S. We should be together, too. Repeat chorus Dear Mr I`m-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans, this`ll be the last package I ever send your @$$. It`s been six months and still no word. I don`t deserve it? I know you got my last two letters. I wrote the addresses on `em perfect. So this is my cassette I`m sending you. I hope you hear it. I`m in the car right now. I`m doing 90 on the freeway. Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka. You dare me to drive? You know that song by Phil Collins, `In the Air of the Night` about that guy that coulda saved that other guy from drowning, but didn`t, then Phil saw it all, then later at a show he found `em? That`s kinda how this is. You coulda saved me from drowning. Now it`s too late, I`m on a thousand downers, now. I`m drowsy` and all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call. I hope you know I ripped ALL you`re pictures off the wall. I love you, Slim. We coulda been together; think about it. You`ve ruined it, now. I hope you can`t sleep and you dream about it And when you dream, I hope you can`t sleep and you SCREAM about it. I hope you`re conscience EATS at you and you can`t BREATHE without me! See Slim,(backround screaming) Shut up, slut! I`m tryin` to talk! Hey Slim, that`s my girlfriend screamin` in the trunk, but I didn`t slit her throat. I just tied her up. See I ain`t like you cause if she suffocates she`ll suffer more , then she`ll die too. Well, gotta go. I`m almost at the bridge, now. Oh shoot, I forgot. How`m I supposed to send this tape out?! (car tires squeal, CRASH, a brief silence, A LOUD splash) (Repeat chorus) (Eminem as Slim Shady) Dear Stan, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy You said you`re girlfriend`s pregnant, now. How far along is she? Look, I`m really flattered you`d call you`re daughter that. And here`s an autograph for Matthew. I wrote it on the Starter cap. I`m sorry I didn`t see you at the show. I musta missed you. Don`t think I did that stuff intenionally just to diss you. But what`s this you said about you like to cut you`re wrists, too? I say that stuff just clownin`, dogg. C`mon, how messed up is you? You got some issues, Stan. I think you need some councelin` to help your butt from bouncin off the walls when you get down some. And what`s this about us meant to be together? That type of junk will make me not want us to meet each other. I really think you and your girlfriend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better. I hope you get to read this letter. I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself. I think you`ll be doin` just fine if you relax a little. I`m glad I inspire you, but Stan, why are you so mad? Try to understand that I do want you as a fan. I just don`t want you to do some crazy stuff. I saw this one thing on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick. Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge and had his girlfriend in the trunk, and she was pregnant with his kid. And in the car they found a tape, but they didn`t say who it was to. Come to think about it. His name was... It was you. DAMN! 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