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<pre><font size='+2'>STANLEY HOLLOWAY ALBERT AND THE LION lyrics HOLLOWAY STANLEY</font><br>There`s a famous seaside place called Blackpool<br />
That`s noted for fresh air and fun<br />
And Mr. and Mrs. Ramsbottom<br />
Went there with young Albert, their son.<br />
A fine little lad were young Albert,<br />
All dressed in his best, quite a swell.<br />
He`d a stick with an `orse`s `ead `andle;<br />
The finest that Woolworth`s could sell.<br />
They didn`t think much to the ocean,<br />
The waves they were piddlin` and small.<br />
There were no wrecks and nobody drownded,<br />
`Fact, nothin` to laugh at at all!<br />
So, seeking for further amusement,<br />
They paid, and went into the zoo,<br />
Where they`d lions and tigers and camels<br />
And cold ale and sandwiches, too.<br />
There were one great big lion called Wallace<br />
Whose nose was all covered with scars;<br />
He lay in a som-no-lent posture<br />
With the side of `is face on the bars.<br />
Now Albert `ad `eard about lions-<br />
`Ow they was ferocious and wild;<br />
To see lion lyin` so peaceful<br />
Just didn`t seem right to the child.<br />
So straightway the brave little feller,<br />
Not showin` a morsel of fear,<br />
Took `is stick with the `orse`s `ead `andle<br />
And stuck it in Wallace`s ear.<br />
You could see that the lion din`t like it,<br />
For givin` a kind of a roll,<br />
`E pulled Albert inside the cage with `im<br />
And swallered the little lad -`ole!<br />
Now Mother `ad seen this occurrence,<br />
And not knowin` what to do next,<br />
She `ollered `Yon lion`s et Albert!`<br />
An` Father said `Ee, I am vexed.`<br />
They complained to an animal keeper<br />
Who said `My, wot a nasty mis`ap;<br />
Are you sure it`s your boy `e`s eaten?`<br />
Pa said, `Am I sure? There`s `is cap!`<br />
The manager `ad to be sent for;<br />
`E came and `e said `Wot`s to-do?`<br />
Ma said `Yon lion`s et Albert,<br />
And `im in `is Sunday clothes, too!`<br />
Father said `Right`s right, young feller-<br />
I think it`s a shame and a sin<br />
To `ave our son et by a lion<br />
And after we paid to come in.`<br />
The manager wanted no trouble;<br />
He took out his purse right away,<br />
Sayin` ``Ow much to settle the matter?`<br />
Pa said `Wot do you usually pay?`<br />
But Mother `ad turned a bit awkward<br />
When she saw where `er Albert `ad gone.<br />
She said `No, someone`s got to be summonsed!`<br />
So that was decided upon.<br />
And off they all went to p`lice station<br />
In front of a Magistrate chap;<br />
They told what `ad `appened to Albert<br />
And proved it by showing `is cap.<br />
The Magistrate gave `is opinion<br />
That no one was really to blame,<br />
And `e said that `e `oped the Ramsbottoms<br />
Would `ave further sons to their name.<br />
At that Mother got proper blazin`:<br />
`And thank you, sir, kindly,` said she-<br />
`Wot, spend all our lives raisin` children<br />
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There`s a famous seaside place called Blackpool
That`s noted for fresh air and fun
And Mr. and Mrs. Ramsbottom
Went there with young Albert, their son.
A fine little lad were young Albert,
All dressed in his best, quite a swell.
He`d a stick with an `orse`s `ead `andle;
The finest that Woolworth`s could sell.
They didn`t think much to the ocean,
The waves they were piddlin` and small.
There were no wrecks and nobody drownded,
`Fact, nothin` to laugh at at all!
So, seeking for further amusement,
They paid, and went into the zoo,
Where they`d lions and tigers and camels
And cold ale and sandwiches, too.
There were one great big lion called Wallace
Whose nose was all covered with scars;
He lay in a som-no-lent posture
With the side of `is face on the bars.
Now Albert `ad `eard about lions-
`Ow they was ferocious and wild;
To see lion lyin` so peaceful
Just didn`t seem right to the child.
So straightway the brave little feller,
Not showin` a morsel of fear,
Took `is stick with the `orse`s `ead `andle
And stuck it in Wallace`s ear.
You could see that the lion din`t like it,
For givin` a kind of a roll,
`E pulled Albert inside the cage with `im
And swallered the little lad -`ole!
Now Mother `ad seen this occurrence,
And not knowin` what to do next,
She `ollered `Yon lion`s et Albert!`
An` Father said `Ee, I am vexed.`
They complained to an animal keeper
Who said `My, wot a nasty mis`ap;
Are you sure it`s your boy `e`s eaten?`
Pa said, `Am I sure? There`s `is cap!`
The manager `ad to be sent for;
`E came and `e said `Wot`s to-do?`
Ma said `Yon lion`s et Albert,
And `im in `is Sunday clothes, too!`
Father said `Right`s right, young feller-
I think it`s a shame and a sin
To `ave our son et by a lion
And after we paid to come in.`
The manager wanted no trouble;
He took out his purse right away,
Sayin` ``Ow much to settle the matter?`
Pa said `Wot do you usually pay?`
But Mother `ad turned a bit awkward
When she saw where `er Albert `ad gone.
She said `No, someone`s got to be summonsed!`
So that was decided upon.
And off they all went to p`lice station
In front of a Magistrate chap;
They told what `ad `appened to Albert
And proved it by showing `is cap.
The Magistrate gave `is opinion
That no one was really to blame,
And `e said that `e `oped the Ramsbottoms
Would `ave further sons to their name.
At that Mother got proper blazin`:
`And thank you, sir, kindly,` said she-
`Wot, spend all our lives raisin` children
To feed ruddy lions? Not me!`

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