Star Trekkin`, across the universe
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin`, across the universe,
Boldly going forward, `cause we can`t find reverse.
Lt. Uhura, report!
Uhura:
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim.
Analysis, Mr. Spock!
Spock:
It`s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It`s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura:
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim.
Star Trekkin`, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekkin`, across the universe,
Boldly going forward, still can`t find reverse.
Medical update, Doctor McCoy
McCoy:
It`s worse than that, he`s dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
It`s worse than that, he`s dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim, Dead.
Spock:
It`s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It`s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura:
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim!
Starship Captain, James T. Kirk
Kirk:
Ah! We come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill.
We come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill, men
McCoy:
It`s worse than that, he`s dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim.
It`s worse than that, he`s dead, Jim.
Dead, Jim, Dead.
Spock:
Well, it`s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It`s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura:
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow,
scrape them off, Jim!
Star Trekkin`, across the universe,
On the Starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk!
Star Trekkin`, across the universe,
Boldly going forward, and things are getting worse!
Engine Room, Mister Scott
Scotty:
Ye canna change the laws of physics,
laws of physics,
laws of physics!
Ye canna change the laws of physics,
laws of physics, Jim.
Kirk:
Ah, we come in peace, shoot to kill,
shoot to kill,
shoot to kill!
We come in peace, shoot to kill,
Scotty, beam me up!
McCoy:
It`s worse than that, he`s dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim!
It`s worse than that, he`s dead, Jim!
Dead, Jim, Dead!
Spock:
Well, it`s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it,
not as we know it.
It`s life, Jim, but not as we know it,
not as we know it, Captain.
Uhura:
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow,
starboard bow.
There`s Klingons on the starboard bow,
starboard bow, Jim!
Scotty: Ye canna change the script, Jim! Up ta you, Jimmy!
McCoy: It`s worse than that, it`s physics, Jim!
Kirk: Bridge to engine room, warp factor nine!
Scotty: Ach! If I give `er any more she`ll blow, Captain!
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