Stepesister Lament S lyrics

Why should a fellow want a girl like her
a frail and fluffy beauty
why can`t a fellow ever once prefer
a solid girl like me

She`s a frothy little bubble
with a flimsy kind of charm
and with very little trouble
I could break her little arm.

Oh, oh why would a fellow want a girl like her
so obviously unusual
why can`t a fellow ever once prefer
a usual girl like me

Her cheeks are a pretty shade of pink, but their no pinker than a rose is
Her skin may be delicate and soft, but it`s no softer than a doe`s is
Her neck is no whiter than a swan`s
She`s only as dainty as a daisy
She`s only as graceful as a bird
So why is the fellow going crazy?

Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her,
a girl who`s merely lovely,
why can`t a fellow ever once prefer
a girl who`s merely me

She`s a frothy little bubble
with a frilly sort of air
And with very little trouble
I could pull out all her hair!

Oh why would a fellow want a girl like her,
a girl who`s merely lovely,
why can`t a fellow ever once prefer
a girl who`s merely me

What`s the matter with the men,
what`s the matter with the men,
what`s the matter with the men?!!