Stick It lyrics

Stick It
Keith Anderson/Vicky McGehee/Jeffrey Steele (ASCAP)/(BMI)

Red lipstick on my blue collar
And a number in Maybelline black eye liner
Written on a napkin in my back pocket
She found it right there, right before she washed it
Well I started back steppin`, stumblin` and stutterin`
Tellin` her where I`d been and how she was just a friend
She said you know I know that ain`t the truth
But if that`s the story you`re sticking to

Chorus
You can stick it where the sun don`t shine
Gonna take her advice (sit back down)
And hitch me a ride (and stay here all night)
Went right back to that waterin` hole
Where the cold beer flows
And the Cuervo`s gold
Suck a little salt and lime
Under that neon light
Gonna take my sorry behind
And stick it where the sun don`t shine
And have me a good time

I got a call from Woodro, hey Bro
Your wardrobe is throw`d all over the lawn
There`s a lot of black smoke coming from your bass boat
And your old lady`s cussin` and a carryin` on
So I told Woodro put her on the cell phone
He said I can`t Bro she`s got me in a chokehold
Doing that Tae Bo, I think she broke my elbow
Hello, Woodrow, hello, hey, is that you baby?
Do what? She said

Repeat chorus

Tag
Hey, bartender
Pour me another one and make it strong
I bet old Woodro should be by here any minute
He`s gonna need one too
Oh, hell, just bring me a bottle
It looks like I`m gonna be here a while