Stop Me If You Think You Ve Heard This One Before lyrics

Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you`ve
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you`ve heard this one before

Nothing`s changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love


I was delayed, I was way-laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life
I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy, bald, buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder
Who said lied I`d to her ?


Oh, who said I`d lied because I never ? I never !
Who said I`d lied because I never ?
I was detained, I was restrained
And broke my spleen
And broke my knee
(and then he really laced into me)
Friday night in Out-patients
Who said I`d lied to her ?


Oh, who said I`d lied ? - because I never, I never
Who said I`d lied ? - because I never


Oh, so I drank one
It became four
And when I fell on the floor ...
...I drank more


Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you`ve
Heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you`ve heard this one before


Nothing`s changed
I still love you, oh, I still love you
...Only slightly, only slightly less than I used to, my love