I get to the party, but I'm too late And I got stood up on my very first date I listen to country (What?) And everybody goes rock I get to the dance floor That's when the music stops
It doesn't matter what I do I just can't seem to win But here I go again
[Chorus] And I say Hey that's the story of my life I had a good plan but it didn't go right Oh no, I'm overdrawn I check my account and the money's all gone Why me? I don't know what to think I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks Seems to be the story of my life
I pick a slot machine and lose it all again But when I walk away, someone else always wins She finally calls me, I forget my phone And when I'm starving, you know the kitchen's closed
It doesn't matter what I try It all ends the same And here I go again
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Just when it seems like It's turnin' 'round for me There's always something That ends up happening I found my car But I can't find my keys
I get to the party a little too late And once again the music starts to play
Hey that's the story of my life I had a good plan but it didn't go right Oh no, I'm overdrawn I check my account and the money's all gone Why me? I don't know what to think I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks Seems to be the story of my life