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<pre><font size='+2'>SWEATTY BETTY lyrics LADS MACC</font><br>Well, she wore big knickers,<br />
And she worked on t` sewage farm,<br />
I got me `and down `er jeans an`<br />
I nearly lost half me arm.<br />
But after ten pints,<br />
Looked quite fit,<br />
Couldn`t wait to get me hands<br />
On her flabby tits.<br />
<br />
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty,<br />
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,<br />
I`ve just got to get me gob<br />
`Round her inverted nipples.<br />
She had a massive arse<br />
And sweatty breasts,<br />
Thirty eight inch,<br />
She were a mound of flesh.<br />
<br />
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,<br />
Sweatty Betty, she`s got enormous thighs,<br />
Sweatty Betty, have you smelt her breath,<br />
Sweatty Betty, she`ll crush a man to death.<br />
And I knew that she wanted me fer shag `er,<br />
So I stabbed `er cunt with me mutton dagger,<br />
I couldn`t believe the spots on her bum,<br />
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.<br />
<br />
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty.<br />
<br />
`An I`ve seen real Maccicians gerroff `ome<br />
But you know me, I`ll shag endless buer.<br />
<br />
Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,<br />
Sweatty Betty, she`s got massive tits,<br />
Sweatty Betty, she`s got a huge vagina,<br />
Sweatty Betty, you`d fit a bus inside `er.<br />
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, she`s so obscene,<br />
Sweatty Betty, it doesn`t matter to me.<br />
Sweatty Betty, she`s like a lump of lard,<br />
Sweatty Betty, she makes me willy hard.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
      England`s Glory<br />
<br />
Shut up and listen,<br />
I`m gonna tell thee a story,<br />
About me trip down south,<br />
To the crotch of England`s glory.<br />
Took some Dombies and a Bod can,<br />
To make me fell at home,<br />
I`m going down London,<br />
Dig up paving stones.<br />
<br />
Got to London half past six,<br />
And I wished I`d never come,<br />
`Cos there`s puffs down `ere<br />
Drinkin` halves of larger,<br />
Without notes from their mum`s.<br />
No gravy at the chippy,<br />
And what`s a savaloy?<br />
Every pub were full of boring<br />
Isling bottom boys.<br />
<br />
We are all just simple lads,<br />
Never asked for much,<br />
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,<br />
An` a wife at home to fuck.<br />
<br />
If I live to be forty,<br />
I`ll never understand,<br />
Why they`re up `till eleven,<br />
To drink beer that`s second-hand.<br />
Dialling 0625 on the telephone,<br />
I shouts `pull us a pint of bitter ale<br />
The night I`m comin` home.`<br />
<br />
We are all just simple lads,<br />
Never asked for much,<br />
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,<br />
And a wife at home to fuck.<br />
<br />
Yeah, we are all just simple lads<br />
Never asked for much,<br />
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,<br />
And a wife at home to fuck.<br />
<br />
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Well, she wore big knickers,
And she worked on t` sewage farm,
I got me `and down `er jeans an`
I nearly lost half me arm.
But after ten pints,
Looked quite fit,
Couldn`t wait to get me hands
On her flabby tits.

Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty,
So I said slap that and ride the ripples,
I`ve just got to get me gob
`Round her inverted nipples.
She had a massive arse
And sweatty breasts,
Thirty eight inch,
She were a mound of flesh.

Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,
Sweatty Betty, she`s got enormous thighs,
Sweatty Betty, have you smelt her breath,
Sweatty Betty, she`ll crush a man to death.
And I knew that she wanted me fer shag `er,
So I stabbed `er cunt with me mutton dagger,
I couldn`t believe the spots on her bum,
She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty.

`An I`ve seen real Maccicians gerroff `ome
But you know me, I`ll shag endless buer.

Sweatty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,
Sweatty Betty, she`s got massive tits,
Sweatty Betty, she`s got a huge vagina,
Sweatty Betty, you`d fit a bus inside `er.
Sweatty Betty, Sweatty Betty, she`s so obscene,
Sweatty Betty, it doesn`t matter to me.
Sweatty Betty, she`s like a lump of lard,
Sweatty Betty, she makes me willy hard.

England`s Glory

Shut up and listen,
I`m gonna tell thee a story,
About me trip down south,
To the crotch of England`s glory.
Took some Dombies and a Bod can,
To make me fell at home,
I`m going down London,
Dig up paving stones.

Got to London half past six,
And I wished I`d never come,
`Cos there`s puffs down `ere
Drinkin` halves of larger,
Without notes from their mum`s.
No gravy at the chippy,
And what`s a savaloy?
Every pub were full of boring
Isling bottom boys.

We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
An` a wife at home to fuck.

If I live to be forty,
I`ll never understand,
Why they`re up `till eleven,
To drink beer that`s second-hand.
Dialling 0625 on the telephone,
I shouts `pull us a pint of bitter ale
The night I`m comin` home.`

We are all just simple lads,
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.

Yeah, we are all just simple lads
Never asked for much,
Just twenty pints on a Friday night,
And a wife at home to fuck.

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