Frank:
How d`you do, I
See you`ve met my
Faithful handyman.
He`s just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man.
Don`t get strung out by the way I look.
Don`t judge a book by its cover.
I`m not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I`m one hell of a lover.
I`m just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you`re both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That`s not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
Brad:
I`m glad we caught you at home,
Could we use your phone?
We`re both in a bit of a hurry.
Janet:
Right.
Brad:
We`ll just say where we are,
Then go back to the car.
We don`t want to be any worry.
Frank:
Well you got with a flat, well, how `bout that?
Well, babies, don`t you panic.
By the light of the night it`ll all seem alright.
I`ll get you a satanic mechanic.
I`m just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Why don`t you stay for the night? (Night)
Or maybe a bite? (Bite)
I could show you my favourite obsession.
I`ve been making a man
With blond hair and a tan
And he`s good for relieving my... ...tension
I`m just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
HIT IT, HIT IT!
I`m just a sweet transvestite. (Sweet transvestite)
Sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
So - come up to the lab,
And see what`s on the slab.
I see you shiver with antici - (3 seconds) - pation.
But maybe the rain
Is really to blame.
So I`ll remove the cause. (chuckles)
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