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Stockings are hung on the chimney
And the presents are under the tree
And Mamma`s in the kitchen,
Making some, `erbal tea
The windows are covered with frost,
And the candles are all alight
But as I wander, through this quiet house,
Something just doesn`t seem right
You see, every year, the neighbours bring us
a Swiss Colony Beef Log
But the neighbours aren`t around, around, around
There`s no Beef Log to be found
This year
No Beef Log
Christmas isn`t Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log
Without those cheeses and meats,
I don`t think I can get around
My mother tries to comfort me,
She says `Here Son, have some egg nog`
I fucking hate egg nog, seriously
What do I see?
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me
Ahhh......Gravy!
Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That`s what Christmas is all about!
The Roly Poly Colony Beef Log, baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with balls of Swiss Colony
La la la la la, la la, la LA!!