Dick In A Box lyrics

Hey girl, I got somethin` real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we`ve been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I`m ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it`s Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what`s on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it`s my dick in a box (it`s in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don`t mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you`re my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin` real
Wanna get you somethin` from the heart
Somethin` special girl
It`s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
It`s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I`m wise enough to know when a gift needs givin` (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin` to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It`s easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that`s the way you do it
It`s my dick in a box...my dick in a box girl
It`s my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent`s house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA`s a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...