Taco Grande lyrics

PLAY WEIRD AL YANKOVIC Taco Grande video (G. Mejia/C. C. Warren/Al Yankovic)

Taco...grande Taco...grande

Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
Las flautas y tamale, siempre muy bueno
Y el chile relleno

You see, I just gotta have a tostada, carne asada
That`s right, I want the whole enchilada
My only addiction has to do with flour tortilla
I need a quesadilla

I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbon
With my friends or when I`m all alone
Yo tengo mucho hambre y ahora lo quiero
Un burrito ranchero

So give me something spicy and hot now
Break out the menu, what you go, now?
Oh, would you tell the waiter I`d like to have
Sour cream on the side
You better make sure the beans are refried

Taco...grande Taco...grande

Well there`s not a taco big enough for a man like me
That`s why I order two or three
Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip
It`s really good with bean dip

I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos
Pretty soon I can`t fit in my Speedos
Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas
And a pitcher of margaritas

Well the combination plates al come with beans and rice
The taquitos here are very nice
Now I`m down on my knees, we need some extra
Tomatoes and cheese
And could you make that separate checks, please?

Taco...grande Taco...grande

Well the food is coming I can hardly wait
Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!
What you think you`re doing with my chili con queso?
Well, if you want some, just say so

Oh boy, pico de gallo
They sure don`t make it like this in Ohio
No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas
You can toss away the hot sauce

Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!
You better get me a bowl of guacamole
Y usted, Eugene? Wh`s your face turning green?
Don`t you like pinto beans?

You want some more cinnamon crispas?
If you don`t, hasta la vista
Just take the rest home in a doggie bag if you wanna
You can finish it manana

Well, it`s been a pleasure, I can`t eat no more
Senor, la cuenta, por favor
If you ain`t ever tried real Mexican cooking, well, you
Oughtta
Just don`t drink the water

Taco...grande
Taco...grande
Taco...grande
Taco...grande
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