Take Stuff From Work lyrics

Take stuff from work.
It`s the best way to feel better about your job.
Never buy pens or pencils or paper.
Take `em from work.
Rubber bands, paper clips, memo pads, folders-take `em from work.
It`s the best way to feel better about your low pay and appalling working conditions.
Take an ashtray-they got plenty.
Take coat hangers.
Take a, take a trash can.
Why buy a file cabinet?
Why buy a phone?
Why buy a personal computer or word processor?
Take `em from work.
I took a whole desk from the last place I worked.
They never noticed and it looks great in my apartment.
Take an electric pencil sharpener.
Take a case of white-out; you might need it one day.
Take some from work
It`s your duty as an oppressed worker to steal from your exploiters.
It`s gonna be an outstanding day.
Take stuff from work.
And goof off on the company time.
I wrote this at work.
They`re paying me to write about stuff I steal from them.
Life is good.