Tastes Just Like Chicken lyrics

Tastes Just Like Chicken
by Scatterbrain
From `Scamboogery`

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck couldn`t chuck wood?
It would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could,
If a Woodchuck coun`t chuck wood?

Safe and simple like a game,
Pumping out the same old smae.
Repetitive regurgitation
It`s the Pepsi generation

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where`s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked

Straight ahead follow the path,
Is it music or is it math?
With formulas for going gold
The same old thing it`s getting old.

Blah, blah, blah, blah...
Blah blah blah blah blah blah,
Standardized, homogenized, sterilized,
I`ve heard that song before
Deoderized, commercialized, televised
I`ve heard that song before

Betty Botter bought some butter, but she said `This butter`s bitter
If I put it in my batter, my batter will be bitter,
But a bit of better butter will make my batter better
Then Betty Botter bought some butter,
Better than the bitter butter, put it in her batter.
She put a bit of better butter into her batter- made her batter better!

Blah, blah, blah, blah....
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah blah...
Standardized, homogenized, sterilized
If heard that song before
Deoderized, commericialized, televised
I`ve heard that song before

Recycle it, trash for cash
Gonna be a hit gonna be a smash
Mmmm, tastes just like chicken...

In my car I drive along, the radio it plays a song.
To the song I sing along, I sing along to the song.
Why do I sing, sing along?
Do I sing cause it`s a good song?
Or because I`m brainwashed
`Cause I hear it every five minutes!
I sing along to dog food commercials too,
I don`t see the difference, do you?
A dog can lip-sync too
The Mainstream, can you say bore?
Respectable, acceptable, I`ve heard that song before.

Standardized, homogenized, sterilized
I`ve heard that song before
Deoderized, commercialized, televised
I`ve heard that song before
Before, Before, I`ve heard that song before
Standardized, homogenized, sterilized
I`ve heard that song before