Teachers Dont Teach Us Nonsense lyrics

Good afternoon Mr. Mangini (Good afternoon)
Yeah, I`ve got ahh.. three problems in my class (Mmmhmm)
The first one is the Dinco D (Yeah right)
He`s always zoning out, spacing (Put him in detention!)

[Dinco D]
Don`t ring the bell I`m not comin to CLASS
Teachers bein preachers how the hell can I PASS?
First day of school and would zone to the rear
with a blind spot view and a one leg chair
I asked when WHAT when WHAT when class ends
The teacher points at the door: `Go be with your friends!`
YUP! My rep was in effect to keep in step
So I stopped to drop bombs for a check
Cause all I learned was when where why what and who
And then I asked `Do you think this is true?`
OUT! like a strike that`s three and a number
Public education is makin some dumber
Further and further away, doin it out of sight
In a year the young, teacher should teach right
No class for a pupil without a pass but gun
Back in to pass but now in ninety-one
B-BALL wavin pom-poms to cheers
Screaming for the team, who asks `Where do we go from here?`

Second problem is the C Brown (Yeah right?)
He`s always playing kazoos (Uh-huh) Making outrageous noises (Right)
Ad-libs... what should I do with him? (Yo put him in detention too!)

[Charlie Brown]
Welllll, how now brown cow?
Make the girls go OOOH-AHH-OOOH-AHH!
School is shaky, sometimes flaky
Plenty frustrating, cheesy and cake-y
Why? AHH Why? AHH
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy... I was never on time
Always cuttin, goin to the GYM
Stem and then I hear it`s him
The one, THE ONE, C Browwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn
This extra curriculum is beating them down
Ask the teachers, to teach me somethin
I can use, because they`re