Tell Laura I Love Her lyrics

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Send "Tell Laura I Love Her" Ringtone to your Cell Billy Connolly: Tell Laura I Love Her ------------------------------------- (from the LP `The Pick of Billy Connolly`) TELL LAURA I LOVE HER! TELL LAURA I NEED HER! TELL LAURA NOT TO CRY MY LOVE FOR HER WILL NEVER DIE. Ladies and gentlemen, I want to tell you, Oh yes, Laura and I were lovers for a long time ladies and gentlemen `Til God took her away for a special purpose of his very own. I must admit I was a bit cheesed off at the time. I had a special purpose in mind myself. But there you go. Oh, sure, we`d lovers tiffs like anybody else. Like the time, in a moment of weakness, I sunk and I bought a dirty magazine. And in that magazine, ladies and gentlemen, I read about erogenous zones. In a very sly way, ladies and gentlemen, I invited Laura over to my place, ostensibly for coffee and cookies. And we were sitting on the sofa, and we were necking, ladies and gentlemen, necking. And I guess I must have touched one of her erogenous zones, ladies and gentlemen, Because she kneed me in one of mine. TELL LAURA I LOVE HER! TELL LAURA I NEED HER! TELL LAURA NOT TO CRY MY LOVE FOR HER WILL NEVER DIE. Oh ladies and gentlemen, I can`t tell you, How could I ever forget that day God took Laura away for a special purpose of his own. We were downtown shopping for Laura`s mum. She wanted some rubber bedclothes and an inflatable man. Strange woman Laura`s mum. But anyhow, we were walking hand in hand down Main Street When a child ran onto the road, ladies and gentlemen. I said `Oh my God, my nerves!` and I covered my eyes I guess I`m that kind of guy. But Laura, who was made of stronger stuff than I, dashed onto the road to save that child. Ladies and gentlemen, I wanna tell you, the child made it to the other side and turned round and said `Eee eu eee-e eh-eu` but Laura didn`t. She made it to the white line in the centre of the road, ladies and gentlemen, when a juggernaut came around the corner sideways and flattened her. TELL LAURA I LOVE HER! TELL LAURA I NEED HER! (I blame myself, I blame myself) TELL LAURA NOT TO CRY MY LOVE FOR HER WILL NEVER DIE. Oh ladies and gentlemen, how can I tell you, Some nights I lie awake, awash with sweat, as I hear the exact noise those lorries made when they flattened Laura It was a sorta `SPLAT` You know the noise you get When you stick a straw up a frogs bum and blow really hard I blame myself I wanna tell you, ladies and gentlemen Main Street was not a pretty sight There was bits of Laura everywhere I remember, two bits were sliding down the post office window And a big Alsatian came around the corner and made off with another couple of bits And it was with a heavy heart And a tear in either eye I searched, and I searched but I couldn`t find the bit I was looking for! TELL LAURA I LOVE HER! TELL LAURA I NEED HER! TELL LAURA NOT TO CRY MY LOVE FOR HER WILL NEVER DIE Send " Tell Laura I Love Her" Ringtone to your Cell Tell Laura I Love Her lyrics @ ELyrics | Tell Laura I Love Her lyrics @ Kovideo | Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | Tell Laura I Love Her lyrics @ Songlyrics | Tell Laura I Love Her lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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