Terrorize Your Little Brother lyrics

Sung to the tune of `Deck the Halls`)

Terrorize your little brother,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
He`s the one to gag and smother,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Kill him by asphyxiation,
Egh-egh-egh, egh-egh-egh, ech-ech-echh,
Then go give him constipation,
Uhng-uhng-uhng-uhng-uhngg, euh-euh-euh-eeeeeough.

With gags and coughs and violent sneezes,
Ugh-ugh-ugh-ah-choo, ah-kheeeeew, ah-choo!
He`ll catch many weird diseases,
Ugh-ugh-ugh-ah-choo, ah-kheeeeew, ah-choo!
Destroy his pupil and his iris,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
He`ll catch some rare deadly virus,
Fa la la la la, ah-choo, ah-choo!

Then remove his other cornea,
Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!
And kick him way out of the state of California,
Wha-wha-wha-wha-whack! Ta - ran - ta - ra!
Watch his giant melanoma,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Soon progress to carcinoma,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

As a final means of torture,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
Play a spiritual harming sorcerer,
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha.
But beware, it may be fatal,
Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-aaaahhhhhhh!
He`ll begin
Life again
In the devil`s cradle,
Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee, hee-hee-ha-ha!

Watch his afterlife infernal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
As he writhes in pain eternal,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
I`ll jump for joy, as I am free now,
Fa la la, ha ha ha, yay, yippaa!
No longer shall he bother me now,
Fa la la la la, la la la la