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Here comes the knife
Sinking deeper into my own flesh
My life is rife
with similar symbolic gesturesWhen I was just a little gobbler
A-clingin to my daddy`s wattle (?)
One by one they took my friends away
I guess this is indicative of what`s happening to me
== I`m going down swimming in gravy
(whoa whoa)
I`m swimmin around but I`m not in the Navy
(whoa whoa)
Now I`m alone
and as naked as the day I was hatched
and I prefer stuffing to potatoes
but nobody asked
smothered in the blood of cranberries
listening to bad conversation
about all the kids and the things that they did
And Uncle Ron`s constipation
==
Now it`s time to listen to another story from Uncle Norm...
Well, y`know, last year Uncle Ray asked me to goes fishin` with him up by
the pond where he claims he caught a fish this one time as big as those
Port-a-Potties that you piss in at the fair. I said, `Hey, Ray, you don`t
know your butt from a hole in the ground half the time, but I`ll goes fishin
with you.` Well, we musta been fishin for hours, and I was getting pretty
hungry, and Ray doesn`t care, eh? Til he reaches down into the cooler, pulls
out this thing wrapped in tinfoil, turns out to be a hot dog. I say, `Hey,
Ray, how about somma that hot dog, huh?` And Ray gets this funny look in
his eye like I`ve never seen before and he says, `You want some hot dog?
I`ll give you some hot dog!` And the next thing I know he`s got my pant
down around my ankles and he`s doin things to me I`m too embarrassed to
talk about! Well, needless to say, that was the last time me and Uncle Ray`s
goes fishin.
Here comes the knife
and I`m one step closer to eternity
My whole life
For a chubby suburban family
Well I`ve done all the things that I oughta
And soon on angels` wings I`ll fly
And I`m going to go to where the good turkeys go
To that big Thanksgiving dinner in the sky
where I`ll sing