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DEUTERONOMY:
You`ve heard of several kinds of cat
And my opinion now is that
You should need no interpreter to understand our character
You`ve learned enough to take the view
That cats are very much like you
You`ve seen us both at work and games
And learnt about our proper names
Our habits and habitat
But how would you ad-dress a cat
CHORUS:
So first, your memory I`ll jog
And say: A cat is not a dog
DEUTERONOMY:
Now dogs pretend they like to fight
They often bark, more seldom bite
But yet a dog is, on the whole,
What you would call a simple soul
The usual dog about the town
Is much inclined to play the clown
And far from showing too much pride
Is frequently undignified
He`s such an easy-going lout
He`ll answer any hail or shout
CHORUS:
The usual dog about the town
Is inclined to play the clown
Again I must remind you that
A dog`s a dog; a cat`s a cat
DEUTERONOMY:
With cats, some say, one rule is true
Don`t speak `til you are spoken to
Myself I do not hold with that
I say, you should ad-dress a cat
But always bear in mind that he resents familiarity
You bow, and taking off your hat, ad-dress him in this form: `O Cat!`
Before a cat will condescend
To treat you as a trusted friend
Some little token of esteem is needed, like a dish of cream
And you might now and then supply
Some caviar or Straussburg pie
Some potted grouse or salmon paste
He`s sure to have his personal taste
And so in time you reach your aim
And call him by his NAME
CHORUS:
A cat`s entitled to expect
These evidences of respect
So this is this and that is that
And there`s how you ad-dress a cat
A cat`s entitled to expect
These evidences of respect