The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics

The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics

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Send "The Adventures Of The Cow" Ringtone to your Cell `And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting hit by a pitch` [Baseball sounds and cow bell ringing,ball is hit and hits cow] [Cow:] Moo `And now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his parachute isn`t gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground` [Plane sounds] [M1:] Alright cow, don`t even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down, quit being a pansy and do it [Cow:] Moo [Ripcord sounds] [Cow:] Moo,mrr [Parachute opens] [Cow:] Moow [Thud] `And now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home before realising they forgot his french fries` [Cow opening paper bag] [Cow:] Moo,moo [Car screeches, and turns back around] [Cow:] Mrr `And now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can`t swim` [Cow walking towards pool, big splash] [Cow:] Moo [Crowd cheering] [Cow:] Mrr,mrr [Underwater moo] `And now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesn`t have any shoes on` [F1:] Ohh baby you like it when I dance with you [Cow:] Moo [F1:] Uh uh uh, you can`t touch that [Cow:] Moo [Bouncer:] Keep your hands off the girl [Cow:] Moo [Bouncer:] Hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave [Cow:] Moo [M2:] Hey watch it cow `And now a cow playing tennis against farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle when the farmer makes an obvious bad call` [Tennis ball being hit] [Farmer:] That was out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Don`t tell me it wasn`t cause I saw it and that was out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] By at least 3 feet that`s how far, come in look there is still a mark where it`s out [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Don`t tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball was out [Cow:] Mrr [Farmer:] You cannot see from that angle [Cow:] Moo `And now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but he soon finds out it`s just a practical joke` [Phone rings, cow picks it up] [Farmer:] Hello may I speak to the cow [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Hi, I`m a famous actor [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to dinner with me [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] Why don`t I make reservations? [Cow:] Moo [Farmer:] And why don`t I tell you my real name? farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle [Cow:] Mrr [Farmer:] Take that fatty [Cow:] Mrr [Slams down phone] `And now a cow gets his revenge on farmer Stinky Thumbs Arbuckle` [Car sounds] [Farmer:] Pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you for the last time. [Car hits farmer] [Farmer:] Oooh [Cow:] Mooooooooooooo Send " The Adventures Of The Cow" Ringtone to your Cell The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics @ ELyrics | The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics @ Kovideo | Adam Sandler Lyrics and Video @ MusicBabylon | The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics @ Songlyrics | The Adventures Of The Cow lyrics @ ELyricsWorld

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