The Amazing Maze lyrics

-Feris-wheels & bumper-cars are fun, but those rides just aren`t for everyone. Bought my ticket I`ma have a run, in the maze. If I don`t come back a right away give me time at least a half a day, don`t just leave me lost & thrown away, in the maze.

*Hello ladies & gentlemen, I`m Jeff Nepul
**& I`m Jimbo Jizzm.
*Welcome to the Dark Carnival`s Amazing Maze
**Over five-thousand ways to get in & NO way out.
*Let`s meet today`s volenteer, this is Rick.
**We like to call him, Rick The Dick.
*Dickface here is a wealthy entrepenuer, who smacks his wife around, & buys his way in & out of everything.
**Let`s see how mister tough guy fairs up in... THE AMAZING MAZE

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What up, Bitch. I`m Violent J, I`ll be your guide for the day, kay?
Good. Got mad doors, & mad floors, hallways, crawlways, walls for days.
Make a left just before you make a right & your left should be to your right if your left`s right... right!?!
Good, begin the show go on ahead boy & open up the first door.

Welcome to a theatrical thriller, meet Jack Dooby a serial killer with a chainsaw he takes yo` arm at the elbow, you get it back if you make it out, though. Fuck, ain`t know you`s cryin` all day, you need to take yo` bitch ass back down the hallway. You gotta be a man, at least you learn. Everything you get in the maze you have earned.
(Keep runnin` time`s a tickin` on the clock)
You might wanna tie that stump up in a sock
Turn right it might look the same, but you makin` tracks to the room of thumbtacs.

This really ain`t shit, about a million tacs & the room spins a bit...
If you stay on your feet you`ll be ok... hahaha... oh, let me get out of your way...

**Oh, boy. Rick the dick`s in a bit of a jam there, Jeff.
*That`s right Jimbo, he looks like a ragdoll flippin` & spinnin` like that. You can always witness spectacles truly amazing within the amazing maze...
**Let`s see where Rick`s adventures will lead the little dick-wipe...

HAHAHA!
So you got a few tacs in yo` balls, pick `em all out & head right back down the halls.
What`s this... dead end? Doors locked? It`s a long way back just knock...
-knock-knock-knock...

-gunshots-

OH, shoulda turned around no doubt. Ain`t nothin` that we gotta sit & argue about. Keep goin`. Make a left, right left, now right, straight ahead some more. Open up the door.

-Silk sheets, nice breeze, relax ninja take it with ease. The maze is a place of magick, many surprises, yo` dick rises, lay down expect the best, in comes yo` lover with a hairy chest...

_ Hello, sexy. I`m Grim Love, & I`ma have a look at your, uh, `milkdud`...

OHHH! SHIT, YOU FELL FOR THAT!!! I ain`t gonna tell you got yo` O-ring tapped. All that dissin` of the opposite sex & look who just got they butt-hole flexed!

WAIT! What`s that!?! The walls are closin` in, FUCK THAT! Hurry, run fo` yo` life.---- OH... he`ll be alright.

*How`s that sit with you Jimbo? First he gets plugged with bullets, then he gets his butt-plugged...
**I think he`s a fucking idiot, Jeff, I mean what can`t of ass-hole can`t find his way out of this maze? You gotta be a REAL dick-buffer to wind up here in the first place.
*Right you are, Jimbo. Let`s watch the big dick fuck up some more.

Alrighty, ain`t no need to fear, if there`s a way out it`s gotta be near.
Hey, yo look, a phone. You still got one good arm, so it`s on.

-dialing-

Can you hear? AH! Tongue in yo` ear. Drop it the phone`s got a life of it`s own.

-kiss me, man. Hey, come on.

Slip down the slide, go faster, bed of nails, DISASTER!
Quite screamin`, yo. Hurry the fuck up & open the door.

(Quick, trees. You outside, lots of places for creetins to hide.
Watch yo` step, backdrop, caught yo foot at the ankle, SLIP!
Screamin` off with a stump, feel somethin` in the rump. Holla`s.
Yeah. They`re gonna get ya. How does it feel, bitch. Get the picture?

Back in doors, hey, at last. Look at yo` family behind the glass.
They look weird, they`re sayin` somethin`. Listen up...

-You fucked up, you fucked up.

Ohhh. They`re laughin` & they`re pointin` at you. At least you know what they`re sayin`s true. It`s one last door. You made it home or...

-Alright!

Once again it`s on... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

-Feris-wheels & bumper-cars are fun, but those rides just aren`t for everyone. Bought my ticket I`ma have a run, in the maze. If I don`t-- (HEY!)
come back a right away--
(HEY)
Give me tim---
(MAN, CUT THAT SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK, MAN! Happy friendly shit, man.
FUCK THAT. We`s Supposed to be wicked in this bitch, man. Turn that shit off, man.)