The Asshole Song lyrics

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DAVID ALLEN COE The Asshole Song Lyrics
Well I was drivin` down I-95 the other night.
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
I decided it wasn`t gonna do any good to get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
`cause you`re an asshole tonight.

Yes you`re an A S S H O L E...
And don`t you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You`re an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You`re an asshole tonight.
And I`ve got a feelin`
you`ll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin` to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, `Yes. I think you`re right.`

And all your friends are assholes
`cause you`ve known them your whole life.
And somebody told me
you`ve got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
`cause you`re an aaaassss...hole tonight.



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