The Bartender lyrics

Mr. Bourbon and Coke laughs
At all of my jokes when he`s drinking
Mr. Martini stares and he
Never shares what he`s thinking.

Miss Sexy Red Wine tells me at closing time
That she`ll phone me
Mr. Whiskey Shot Glass watches hookers
Walk past when he`s lonely.

Chorus:
I`m a bartender
I pour the drinkers
Laugh with the sinners
And cry with the saints
And even if they don`t remember
I try to make their bar tender.

Mr. Never Does Tip says
That none of his kids ever call home
Mrs. Chews On Her Lip tells someone
She`s at work on her cell phone.

Mrs. Husband Just Died always
Breaks down and cries on the weekends
Just another long night in a
Bartender`s life with some good friends.
Chorus:
I`m a bartender
I pour the drinkers
Laugh with the sinners
And cry with the saints
And even if they don`t remember
I try to make their bar tender.

And even if they don`t remember
I try to make their bar tender...