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The news is known to one and all.
I caught Will Chester in the hall,
Removed his pants and tweaked his balls,
So I`m a bold rapista.
Now womens live is a sight to see,
The campus cops run after me,
And Chester and his frinds agree
That I`m a bold rapista.
(based on a true story and that`s all I`ll say)
It drove poor Chester slightly ape
That women can`t be charged with rape.
The cops all stood around agape to find a girl rapista.
Oh William Chester this I`ll say,
If you get into the family way,
I`ll marry you without delay
For I`m a fair rapista.
The tale went flying round the town
And made sweet Valerie Walker frown.
She called me in and called me down
For being a bold rapista.
She sneered at me for having the hots.
I told her `that isn`t all I`ve got.
I know you`ve posed for beaver shots,
And I`m a bold rapista.`
The judge had trouble holding still.
To keep from laughing his voice was chill
As he asked Chester `did you Bill
Entice the bold rapista?`
Oh judge he wrote that rape was fun,
And grieved that he`d never gotten one.
I thought I`d show him how it`s done,
so I`m a bold rapista.
The cops all laughed and wisely cracked
`Bill when you found yourself `attacked`
Why didn`t you then just relax
and enjoy the bold rapista?`
Willy wailed `oh show respect,
I had my virtue to protect.
My virgin reputation`s wrecked
All by the bold rapista.`
Oh, Willy and sweet Valerie,
I wish you both the sense to see
Just what it means for liberty
That I`m a bold rapista.
Oh men your rule of fear is done.
Now rape can happen to anyone,
And it`s your turn to scream and run
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