Where`s Jerry Lewis when you need the man?
Where`s Jerry Lewis when no one gives a damn?
And there`s my man up on the stage
And with the children about four in age
They`re crazy, they`re crippled, but they`re lovely
And young, and wild, and lovely (and crippled)
And crippled (and crippled)
And it`s a crime, they`re lovely (and lovely)
Where`s Jerry Lewis, who`s on the stage soon?
Who`s coming up (coppin` a feel from a crippled baboon)
I`ll give my money to any baboon who`s crazy enough to win my money
And there`s a cripple so I give some more
Oh, here`s a fiver for you, son
I love you (I love you, too)
You lovely crippled boy (crippled)
You lovely crippled boy (crippled motherfucker)
Where`s Jerry Lewis when you need the man come Labor Day each year?
Where`s Jerry Lewis? (wheelchair blues)
Where`s Jerry Lewis? (ah, winner, you`re a real winner)
Where`s Jerry Lewis?