I went to the hospital asked for a general check
The doctor said yes and started to stick needles into my back
They sucked out all my blood made me piss into a glass
I was connected to machines for thousands of tests what a gas!
Now I`m still lying in my hospital bed feeling the pain
And my little flame of life is left standing in the rain
The nurse over me looks like a monster out of the drain
An nobody knows what I`ve got so they test me again