The Crusher lyrics

Now I wanna wrestle in the garden
I`m on my way to stardom
I know I`m ready I know I`m great
But first I have to get in shape

Cause I`ve got my eyes on the Russian Bear
Gonna tear him up I swear
This guy thinks he`s the champion
Gonna take his belt and beat him!

I`m the crusher king of the ring

I`m ready for a match with the Russian Bear
Gonna pile drive him pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks
I might have to use on that punk

Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone
If you`re my victim you`re beaten
I`m a lean mean fighting machine
Powerful and strong like King Kong

I`m the crusher king of the ring

Started having second thought I was scared as hell
The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell
I mean the Russian Bear could probably
tear me limb from limb
He`d probably grin be real happy with himself
This is not good for my health
I`m not coming out of the dressing room
And get beaten up by that goon

Go back to Russia go back home!
Don`t wanna get a broken bone
Or a lump on my head
Ain`t gonna hide under the bed

I`m the crusher king of the ring

I`m the Crusher